This is a report that myself and three other classmates created to complete our 3rd Quarter requirements at ITT tech. Our teacher, Ms. Burns was way cool and was loads of fun. She did much for us in helping things come together. Thanks Ms. Burns! Anyway, the report itself was a conceptual proposal for Judicial Reform set in the distant future. The year is 2249, intergalactic crime is at an all time high. With many planets' private prison facilities growing in populace at an exponential rate. A quick, efficient and reliable solution is what is at hand! You may notice many non-linear associations. We dubbed Ms. Burns as the Meritorious Sovereign of the Symbiotry of Peacefull Beings and used her as the individual to white to. The Symbiotry of Peacefull Beings was from a game called Burried In Time. In the game, they were an interplanetary association that helped keep harmony throughout the galaxy. We used it here because it sounded pretty catchy for the topic at hand. We did our best to put a ballance of seriousness and comical lunacy but still maintain a professional appearance. We got an A+ for the report. There are a couple of graphics I did that went along with this report. This first is a simple pie chart. The second is a double sided folding brochure that was to "advertise" the contents of our solution of the "problem." None of this project may be duplicated in any way without expressed permission, either written or via email from the lead Author. Let's begin... | ||
Proposal for Judicial Reform for the Planetary Prison Facilities of the Symbiotry of Peaceful Beings Prepared for: Ms. Burns, the Meritorious Sovereign of the Symbiotry of Peaceful Beings Prepared by: GeneX and Zang Inductries Authors:
---------- TABLE OF CONTENTS Disclaimer -- [i] Abstract -- [1] Purpose -- [2] Problems -- [3]
Solution -- [4] Benefits -- [5]
Conclusion -- [6]
Works Sited -- [7] Graph -- [8] Informative Brochure -- [9] [i] DISCLAIMERS... No part of this proposal may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic of mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, except by a reviewer who may quote passages in a review. The characters and events in this proposal are fictitious. Any similarities of actual persons, living or dead, or events past or present are purely coincidental and are not intended are only products of the authors' imanination. Certain copyrights may apply where applicable. This proposal has been translated from Mlpthk [toung-click] Svrt, the official langualg of the Symbiotry of Peaceful Beings, to the ancient archaic language English. Therefore, any grammatical errors are the cause of this document having been translated from a language that consists of typographical characters compounded with the unuse of the English language. I'm sure that the reviewer of this document will understand fully. And as one would say in Mlpthk [toung-click] Svrt, "ffosukramtnodesaelp." [1] ABSTRACT... Each per annum, hundreds of thousands of criminal malefactors are confined to their cells for such vicous crines as murder, assault and robbery. These ruthless miscreants are only victims of a genetic sickness, the Diablerie Gene. Facilities of each planet exhausts $314,159,263,359 New Yen Lucre's (NīL) per annum for these criminals. We must be able to put these individuals into productive usage somehow, and we have the answer. This proposal is to enact legislation to send volunteer malefactors to the planet LV-426, fitted with emotional and neural implants. We would also remove the Diablerie Gene from all those who colunteer. They would work on this planets' habitat and make it profitable. Not only would these hardened criminals be put to good use, they would earn a substantial ammount of NīL's for planetary penal facilities of each planet as well as for themselves. Furthermore, the penal facility could utilize the newly open space and a portion of the NīL's are to remove the Diablerie Gene from the malefactors so that they may agaom safely occupy our planets. Lastly, by taking in these miscreants, we would be able to reap the profits that the planets hold. [2] PURPOSE... This proposal is to encourage the legislation to the Symbiotry of Peacefull Beings a civil and criminal civilian judicial system reform. Our goal here as Zang Industries is to provide an alternative to isolated planetary penal facilities by re-educating and relocating the undesirable offenders. [3] PROBLEMS... 1) Costs
2) Populace
3) Crime Rate
4) Genetic Impurities
[4] SOLUTION... We here at Zang industries have the solution that the Symbiotry of Peaceful Beings need. We can take all of your social undesirables that have volunteered for this project and relocate them to our Zetadron Galaxy outpost LV-426. There they will terraform and do various sorts of work to make the habitation of the planet profitable. In conglomeration with the Wheyland-Yutani Corporation, this planet has been fitted with a brand new Class A Planetary Atmospheric Fusion Processor with Anti-splash guard. Here the new inter-planetary implanted populace will mine for minerals and cultivate agricultural projects. All this for the benefit of the universe. To ensure the faithfulness and cooperation of the inter-planetary implanted populace, all citizens of LV-426 will be fitted with the latest in neural-emotional implants. These implants, once installed, will keep the citizens in check and aide in their productivity. GeneX Corporation will be supplying the implants. These artificial behavioral modifiers are 101% reliable because they completely restructure the users synoptic neural net. [5] BENEFITS... 1) Costs
2) Populace
3) Crime Rate
4) Genetic Impurities
[6] CONCLUSION... 1) Major Concerns
2) Recommendations
[7] WORK CITED...
[8] GRAPH... [9] INFORMATIVE BROCHURE BELOW... | ||